Just so you know

Hi.... My name's Tracy...aka...mommy, honey, wife, baby, Trace, farmer girl, girlfriend.......

I have a confession.... you can't tell anyone though! It's got to be our secret, or you'll ruin my identity....

I am so completely imperfect....

I don't floss daily.
I have ongoing issue's with ants.
I use incorrect spelling in my texts.
I hate doing the checkbook.
I dream of being rich and paying someone to do the laundry.
I stay up too late.
I am best left alone the first 20min I am awake.
I have cheated at a game in order to win.
I pout.
I like to use a good swear word now and again.
I can sorta get mad easily and then may or may not feel bad afterward.
I have stretch marks and like to blame it on having twins.
I am addicted to facebook, dark chocolate and the gym.
I sometimes ignore phone calls.
I laugh when other people do stupid things.
I wish I had potty trained the cat.
I occasionally smoke.
I can be needy.
I have spanked first then realized that at that exact moment my child may or may not have needed it.
I don't have my tupperware organized.
I don't actually own tupperware.
I spend too much money on designer coffee.
I can not draw.
I don't like science.
I think I can do everything on my own.
I really don't like playing Don't Break The Ice.
I sometimes operate on autopilot.
I hold things against people but say I don't.
I love having a few hours to myself.
I think dumb and dumber is really dumb.
I am nowhere as organized as I use to be
I am way too concerned about cleanliness.
I pretend I don't feel the kids sneak into bed most nights because I am too lazy to take them back to their beds.
I am sorta a freak about numbers and where things belong.


I am sure the list goes on and on, but I don't want you to quit reading entirely!

So, the next time you are feeling bad about yourself... remember that even I am not perfect.....

Shhhhhhhhhh :)